THINGS NOT TO DO OR SAY AT YOUR JOB INTERVIEW ~ See photo of interviewer's family on desk, point, and start laughing uncontrollably.
~ Ask if there is only one emergency exit, grin and say, "I bet this floor would be in trouble if someone barricaded that."
~ Inquire on office policy of friends staying over.
~ Over-emphasize your ability to use a copier.
~ Ask if it's OK for you to sit on the floor.
~ Admit having little impact on the overhead budget because you swiped all the supplies from your previous employer.
~ Although parking was free, insist they validate something or you're not leaving.
~ Mention your resume would have been stronger, but you didn't feel like making up anything else.
~ Walk into interviewer's office with a tape measure, measure office from a few angles, put away and declare: "NOW we can begin."
~ As you walk into the office for first time, ask receptionist to hold all your calls.(from You Make Me Laugh)Labels: humor, interviews, jobs, jokes |
